Blonde Joke 2

Why do blondes wear underwear?

Tongue Tickled Trailer

Click below to check out the trailer for my newest zip “Tongue Tickled”.

Fun With Paint II

Catch a quick peek of me making a mess of myself in “Fun with Paint II” in this little preview clip.    

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Pattycake’s Toy Box: Icicles No. 32

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If you haven’t noticed, I kinda have a thing for sex toys.  With or without a friend, they can be a lot of fun.  Personally I’m a big fan of glass toys.  Firstly because of how they look.  They’re beautiful.  I think of them as little works of art I can put inside myself (feels […]

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Did You Know: Peanut Butter

Just doing my small part to help educate the world. 

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Two New Zips Coming Cyber Monday!

I’m really excited to release these two videos. Of course for me they were more fun to shoot then they are to watch, but I think you’ll enjoy them anyway.   They hit the zip store on Cyber Monday (November 26th) and they’ll only be available for a limited time.  Check out the trailer below!

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Behold the Sperm Extractor!

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I think I may need to buy stock in this company. When I first read the name of the device, I thought it was talking about a girl I went to high school with (ohhh no she di-in’t) but then I kept reading. They say necessity is the mother of invention, I’m just having a […]

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Geeky Stuff Outtakes

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Spermies Review

If you’re like me, you’ve always wondered what it would be like to have a mouth full of Spermies. Well, after opening wide for a few of those tasty swimmers I have to say they’re pretty sweet. Not as salty as I had first expected, they actually tasted a bit like pineapple. While they’re really […]

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Blonde Joke 1

Ever wonder why blondes always drink with straws???

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