I think I may need to buy stock in this company. When I first read the name of the device, I thought it was talking about a girl I went to high school with (ohhh no she di-in’t) but then I kept reading. 😛
They say necessity is the mother of invention, I’m just having a hard time understanding the necessity. Do Chinese hospitals have an urgent need for sperm donors?
I give it a year until some business savvy person has a “pay-per-suck” version of these in mens rooms across the country. At 10 to 20 bucks a pop they’d make a killing. Of course this is all likely part of our robot overlords’ plans and would result in millions of cyborg babies swarming the nation. The eerie sound of their digital cries would fill the streets as the pitter-pattery clank of their metal feet send us all running in terror. From what I understand about guys though, that’s a small price to pay for a bathroom blowjob. 😉